Cartoon
by Randy Glasbergen,used with special permission from
the cartoonist.
Unauthorized
usage of any kind is prohibited and unlawful.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!
Working in the restaurant business you get some PHUNNY calls. The best one was: "On what days is your Sunday Brunch available?"
IS THIS THE PARTY TO WHOM I AM SPEAKING?
A rep recently told me of the following situation: A guy called our toll-free number from a pay phone. He asked to be transferred to another phone number which did not belong to our company. Apparently, he called us because the numbers 4 and 5 on the pay phone were not working. This is funny because our 800 number contains both a 4 and a 5.
WE'RE GETTING WARMER...
I work in a furnace manufacturing company sales office, where customers call to place orders. A customer requested a particular furnace model, and I told him "I'm sorry but our stock is depleted." The customer replied, "That's okay, I'd rather get furnaces without pleats anyway."