COLOR IT ANY WAY YOU WANT!
I had a customer call in to place an order. While I was verifying her address which was in Orangeburg, I mis-spoke her city name calling it "Greensburg." Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I'm sorry! I must be color blind." The customer started laughing and we continued to laugh throughout the call.
"TANK" YOU VERY MUCH...
Working for an airline company years ago, I was talking to a man from the Caribbean. He was making reservations for his entire family to fly to the US. In his country, English is a second language. During the call I asked, "And who am I speaking with?" In a very thick accent came his reply, "You are speaking to ME!"
THE FORECAST TODAY: CLEAR TO MOSTLY STATIC...
I called a warehouse to have a form faxed to me. The man that answered could not hear me clearly. Without realizing it, I repeatedly asked, "Can you hear me now?" This went on for several minutes and made me sound like the Verizon Wireless commercial. My whole department was laughing. They realized what I sounded like long before I did.