A GREAT PLACE TO WORK!
One late Friday afternoon our office discussion centered on an upcoming party. Instead of answering a phone call with our standard greeting, "State Power," I answered "State Party." Thank goodness the person on the other end enjoyed it! He responded, "All right!"
"A" AS IN AARF, "B" AS IN BOW-WOW . . .
While taking an application for service over the phone, I asked a customer for his middle initial. Since letters are sometimes hard to interpret over the telephone, I asked for a clarification and said: "Is that 'D' as in dog?" He laughed and asked if I was calling him a dog.
PAGING DOCTOR BOMBAY, PAGING DOCTOR BOMBAY!
Actual names from a pharmaceutical company database. Imagine taking phone calls from the following doctors:
Dr. Stiff
Dr. Quack
Dr. Doody
Dr. Swindle
Dr. Decay
Dr. Sniffen
Dr. Hitchcock
Dr. Frank Sinatra
Dr. Rick James
Dr. Flash Gordon
We'll leave it up to you to figure out their specialties!