OOPS, I ATE IT AGAIN!
I am a counselor in a call center that specializes in dietary supplements for weight loss, health and fitness. I received a call from a customer who was frustrated and unhappy about the results from using our products. I empathized and asked her to tell me more about her lifestyle. The good-natured caller told me she had “a Britney Spears stomach.” A little confused I told her that many people would kill for “a Britney Spears stomach!” She told me, “You don’t understand. My stomach is the size of Britney Spears!!”
THIS PIN-head IS SEEING STARS!
I work for a large financial center on the internet support line. Clients can access their information online using an access code and a personal identification number (PIN). One day I received a phone call from a lady who stated that her pin number was not working properly. I looked at her account information and the account was in working order. I went ahead and gave her a new temporary pin and asked her to try it while I waited. She said it was still not working. At a loss as to what to do next, I ask her why she thought the pin was not working. Her reply was when she entered the new PIN all it showed were stars ( * * * *) and not the PIN numbers.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS NEW-FANGLED CONTRAPTION!
My sister works for a mobile phone company. She e-mailed me right after the call.
Caller: I bought a phone last week, and I didn't receive the car charger for the lighter until today. I'm trying to use it, and it's not working. How do you use it?
Rep: First, you remove the lighter and then you plug it into the adapter.
Caller: But... I don't have a car.
Rep: Why do you need the car charger?
Caller: To light my cigarettes.
After some probing, the rep learned the member thought she could plug the charger into the phone and use it as a cigarette lighter.
